Tuesday 24 March 2009

Latest BBC Scandal

Gentlemen,


I've long been a user of your services and up until now have always regarded you an excellent supplier of quality programming. I have every faith therefore that you will do what you can to rectify this problem.

Children cannot act and they should not be allowed on television. All the parts of characters who are children should be played by women or animals. Circus animals.

To resolve the problem I require you to reshoot the children’s drama The Story of Tracy Beaker with an appropriate cast, whilst reserving my right to claim against you.

I look forward to hearing from you and to a resolution of this problem. I will wait for 24 hours before arranging for this matter to be corrected by a third party at your cost.






Yours faithfully,


Angus Porterhouse

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